Flushwoods Monster Toilet Spray
2 for $20
First Mop-Man cleaned the house. Then Sudsquatch elevated your laundry game. Now the Flushwoods Monster is here to save your dignity.
Shake it to awaken the monster. Then spray the water 3 to 5 times before you go. It lays a film so the evidence stays in the bowl, and the luxurious scent does the talking. It's not an air freshener you fog after the crime that scents the hallway.
Flushwoods works on the water and actually traps odors at a molecular level. It's made here with natural ingredients in Beckley, WV in the same green glass as the legend.
The 1952 story said the Flatwoods Monster came in on a hiss and a cloud of gas. This one still hisses but the gas gets handled.
Free from aerosol, parabens, formaldehyde, dyes, bleach, ammonia, sulfates, and phthalates
Scent Options:
Apple Pucker: when life hands you apples, bite one and aim the rest at the water.
Poop Deck: a fresh coconut vacation for when you drop anchor.
Pumpkin Poocan: smells like a fall breakfast. Works like an alibi.
Spa Doody: eucalyptus, pine, and steam. Relax and drop everything.
Volcanus: a tropical citrus explosion. For the other kind.